Saturday, April 28, 2018
If You Marry Taxi Driver, I Don't Care... (Chronicles of La'bos)
It was on a rainy day, I was stepping out with one bag and another bag; OK, two bags and I needed a cab.
Quickly, I ordered a cab via Uber and was notified that 'Kelvin' my driver would be with me in 11minutes.
He called me:
"Hello, My name is Kelvin, I'll be with you in 5minutes...bla bla, bla"
I heard everything he said and I can actually repeat letter by letter because his voice made me listen!
The call ended, I grabbed my bags and stepped out to wait for him even though it was still drizzling and not so lightly!
He arrived, stepped out of his car (I was stunned) to open the door for me! (I was shocked) (What!?)
I ignored him and went for the front seat to be his companion on the journey! He was a bit shocked... Well, he shocked me first. He looked like erm...not TDH o, more like TFHSC...(Tall, Fair, Handsome×2, Smart, Charming)😂😂😂😂😂
"Can I call you Bose? " he asked as the journey began, and I smiled up at him as I said "os courfe"
"What?" he asked puzzled
I wanted to ask him why he was so fine, but I did not.
We began to gist, about everything!
My best food! (We love the same food...is this love?)
Then we talked about him!
Wonders, my Kelvin (sorry) our Kelvin is a medical Doctor! Practising...Chaiii! I saw his card sef!
He said its not proper for him to call me after the journey, so he asked if he could...and I said yes! Not for anything o, but who knows when somebori will need a Doctor!
Five minutes before the journey ended, he told me "You are my 3rd pick up today and the most interesting customer I've had in the two months since I started" he looked so sincere and I went "awwww...so sweet" 😂😂😂😂😂
Please, this is where I need your help dear fellow Gbeboruns, does this mean I am the bone of his bones? Does this mean an Uber love story is on the way?
That is the end but not the end...😉😂
"If you marry taxi driver I don't care, if you marry Uber driver, I don't care"
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